thorinateacup asked:
Another discussion topic, however with less butt. If you were a breed of cat, what would you be? Also, more importantly, what would your collar look like?
Like that, but I guess with the word “butt” in front of it.
(Source: weyniall)
Anonymous asked:
Im writing fanfiction about you being a butt slut
Okay, like, obviously that’s basically the creepiest thing ever, but I am also, like, sper weirdly flattered.
I have fans! Yay! They’re all terrifying deviants with a fixation on my nethers, but, you know. Take the good with the bad, I guess.
So good on you Sir/Ma’am. Send it to me when you’re done! I’ll probably publish it, since this blog is now apparently devoted to my butt sluttiness.
Anonymous asked:
What the fuck is going on with your blog at the moment?
I honestly wish I fucking knew.
Anonymous asked:
Your basically the biggest butt slut in the world, right?
Fucking APPARENTLY.
Yo, anon, you only have to, like, comment once. Like, if I was going to ignore one comment (and I’ve failed to ignore far worse already) then I’m pretty capable of ignoring two. Be chill, brother.
Be chill, and also be, like, way less creepy.
bel-nanm asked:
what's the big deal. i honestly dont understand what's so bad about you living your life an enjoying whatever that is. who cares if you're a "butt slut" it's not like their your mom so their opinion is irrelevant right?
I actually would not put this past my mum. This is exactly the sort of thing she would find hilarious.
tumnus-in-the-tardis asked:
omg darlin' don't let those anons tell you any shit, you're not something if you deny it, which you are. I'd turn off anon if at all possible, otherwise, immediately delete mean anons, don't feed the trolls!
But then how will I know what a faglord I am?
How the actual fuck are their so many of you people?
When I went to bed last night, I was living a life where people weren’t constantly inquiring into my butt-sluttiness. Today? This. I have no idea what happened.
I’ve been waiting for the perfect gif to respond to this with. I think this one’s a winner!
Anonymous asked:
Well are you o-o a Butt slut I mean
Oh my god, get your minds out of my butt!
Anonymous asked:
do u wanna eat whipped cream off of my body?
This came in a couple of days ago, and I was just going to ignore it, but since now apparently my blog is just being asking weird, disconcerting shit I was like “Fuck it! I’ll answer this freak! Why the fuck fucking not?”
Yo, anonymous internet person. I do not want to eat whipped cream off of your body. Food and sex is not a combination that appeals to me. One of those things makes me happy, and the other makes me cry and hate myself (I’ll let you guess which is which).
If you genuinely want someone eating whipped cream off of your anonymous body (why?) you are going about this the wrong way. This is what craigslist is for. Creepy internet people soliciting weird sex shit from strangers is literally the exact reason we have craigslist. Tumblr is for creepy internet people to find gifs of weird sex shit and then share it with strangers.
Good luck with your crazy fetish!
This anon is just, like, super concerned for my anal integrity.
Why are you people asking me these things?
Anonymous asked:
Sexual preference, lads or lass'?
Hey, as long as they have four legs, a waggly tail and a wet little nose, I’m not picky.
I do not really condone sex with dogs. I have the most adorable dog in the world, and if someone had sex with him, I’d be pretty fucking livid.